December 2010
25 posts
Dreams
Wtf subconscious? I keep having this super-depressing dream about Tigger being the only animal left in the world and how he is gets really depressed and breaks down crying while he holds makeshift versions of his friends fashioned out of junk in his house. Where is this coming from??
i swore to myself this would never happen
I never thought I would post a gif, but seriously how could I not?
5 TIMES IN THE SPAN OF AN HOUR
That’s how many times I was asked, “So, do you have a girlfriend yet?” at the office Christmas party today. What is this fascination with my love life?! No, I don’t have a girlfriend but thanks for rubbing it in assholes. The kicker is everyone thought I just didn’t want to tell them because of the other people around us when they asked, so they made repeat attempts...
best dinner conversation ever
Dad: You guys have heard those Chuck Norris jokes right?
Me and My Brother: Uh, yeah….
*rattle off a few Chuck Norris jokes*
Mom: Didn’t Chuck Norris die?
Me: No…
Brother: Chuck Norris can’t die, mom.
*Mom looks around like WTF?*
Brother: Seriously.
What. The. Fuck. US Government. REALLY? →
I mean really! It seems to me that the government is not there for the people at all, but rather for the highest bidder. The entire nation’s food supply endangered because a few lobbyists can afford to throw more money to you than the taxpayers? Fuck you.
I LOVE YOU TARGET. I am so sorry for doubting you,...
one of those days
I’m just having one of those days where it seems to me everyone I talk to is going “ah shit, not this guy” in their head. BU XI HUAN.
“Forgive them, even if they are not sorry.”
-JC (that’s Julian Casablancas, not Jesus Christ)
I have never been more disgusted with the US... →
The Daft Punk Console →
something so simple but SOOOOOOO DISTRACTING
HOMIE DON'T KNOW ME
So I could have sworn that Wednesday was the day with two finals and today was the day with one. That’s what my lying bastard planner told me anyway. As I would later discover, thankfully not too late, the situation was in fact reversed. Upon realizing this I hauled ass to the final I was an hour and a half late for, sat down, and wrote like I had never written before. Ladies and gentlemen,...
“… imagine a puddle waking up one morning and thinking, ‘This is an...”
– Douglas Adams
BLEH
I want to punch this essay in the typeface!!!
Christmas Time is Here- Sarah McLachlan feat....
first day of december
I have known about the english essay I am currently not working on for almost a month now. It is due tomorrow, but I don’t care. Why? BECAUSE ITS THE FIRST DAY OF DECEMBER! The weather outside is frightful, so it is sure to be a silent night, if not a holy night. I’ve simply no place to go because baby it’s cold outside. In all seriousness, I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in...